My wonderful daughter, Lorie, is not renowned for her culinary skills but last night was a bit too far, even for her!
Just for clarity, the items on her plate include baked sweet potato (vaguely recognisable), a pepper, courgettes, mushrooms and a dollop of tomato sauce (for health reasons!). I was going to run a competition to see if anyone could ‘guess the meal’ but it felt impossible that anyone could manage to even remotely start to get their head around it so I decided not to, for humanitarian reasons….
Definitely not renowned for her skills regarding food, further proof below!
She tells us that she put the vegetables in the oven and it didn’t occur to her that there was a time limit as to how long they could stay in there and still be edible (?), raised eyebrows all round. And their were many eyebrows to be raised last night, 15 in fact (a couple missing in the photo) we were having a get together to mark the fact that Meg is leaving us to go to uni in Gloucester, it was a kind of ‘send off’. We’ll all miss her 🙁
Lorie comes in for a lot of stick but the photographic proof below shows exactly why!…..anyway, she knows we’re laughing with her, not at her!
Exhibit A: Eating an entire ‘Red Velvet’ cake, straight from the wrapper!
Exhibit B: Trying to eat a meal with 2 forks and not even realising until she was half way through!
I could go on, but for the sake of Lorie’s self-esteem, I will stop there.
Lorie keeps us all laughing, she is an endless source of joy and hilarity, intentional or not, we all absolutely adore her. We all need to keep laughing so we don’t end up crying…laughter really is the best medicine.
Thank you Lorie, and please, don’t ever stop being you!!